(Instrumental Intro).
I wander thru filthy hallways, where the famed professors yell,
And, every desk that I see I see candy wrappers and dirty hell.
(Instrumental break).
How the angry students laugh, at each others fat,
And, the angry girlfriends yelp, make you run real fast.
(Instrumental break).

In every book, of every kid----IN EVERYONE WHO HAS A FIT!
In every room on every chair!
The migrane induced hallucinations I fear.....

But most thro retards snot I see every parents fear....
CHRASHES your new boy friends tear, and makes your acne worse...
COLLEGE! COLLEGE!
(Instrumental break).
People of the middle age, reading this repusive page, know that in a former time, ignorance was thought a crime.(Instrumenal break).

Wow! I have awoken from a snooze and the students are no longer loose. I look out in to the hallway and think: " I am blue. The shampoo is empty and needs to be replaced and my hair is messy and I need to bathe. Cause' my body is filled with grease....grease...grease

Giant zit! please go away! I have to go to work today. Are not thou a zit like me? Or art not thou a chic like me? Then am I a giant zit, if I stay or if I go.....or if I go.....or if I go.....
(Long instrumental ending).