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Song Parodies -> "Vermin In The House"

Original Song Title:

"Burning Down The House"

Original Performer:

Talking Heads

Parody Song Title:

"Vermin In The House"

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The Lyrics

Borrowed the title from John Barry but not a single lyric is identical. In both cases we're.talking about Congress -- in my case, the current impeachment imbroglio
Watch out ... You might get what you're after
Doom, baby ... Then comes the morning after
I ... smell .. a ... big ... Commie ...rat
Vermin in the house!

Hang tough ... The Never Trumpers cower
Bull Shite ... Repeat of Stormy Daniels
All ... you ... Donks ... have ... lost ... your ...way
Vermin in the House!

Faux inquiry, deck is stacked; Constitution overboard
Armageddon is near
Pelosi's mug is half deranged and Intel Chair has Schiff for brains
Pouring gas on a fire

All in ... Mitt Romney might be turncoat
Shake down ... Dems pissing on due process
Two hundred ... forty ... slith'ring ... snakes
Vermin in the House!

It was once about Ukraine where Joey's spawn embroiled himself
It blew up in their face
POTUS doing People's work and Donny what did you expect
Gotta reverse the blame

Our House... infested thru with Marxists
That's right ... Dont represent nobody
We ... must ... drive ... them .. to .. crushing ...
Vermin in the House

No.evidence there to support, and still they make obstruction threats
All the Donks stick together
And how can you get fooled again, deranged buffoons on CNN
Gonna ignite a fire

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Libby - October 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Every step of the impeachment inquiry process has been following the procedures implemented by the rePubelicans when they impeached Clinton. "Waaah! Let us in the SECRET MEETINGS! It's The Star Chamber! Nine sitting Republicans who were on the committee before this all started and who can still ask as many questions as they want is not fair!! WAAH! WAAAH!"
CML - October 25, 2019 - Report this comment
If by "every step", you mean "not even remotely similar", then yes the Dems are following "every step" the Republicans took -- to include a formal vote to impeach; with counsel afforded to both sides; with rights to confront and cross examine witnesses; and with a complaint based on an actual violation of the law (one for which Clinton loss his license to practice law) …. In other words, Republicans gave Clinton the same rights given to Khalid Shaykh Mohammed, that murdering hirsute toad who planned the acts that have now caused about 5000 American deaths …. but you want to deny the same rights KSM received to the duly elected president of the United States. You people
Libby - October 25, 2019 - Report this comment
It's the impeachment inquiry process, dingleberry. Not an impeachment. Yet.
CML - October 25, 2019 - Report this comment
Oops, my bad. The Republicans in 1998 had a formal vote for an impeachment INQUIRY, as opposed to what Adam Schiff is doing now, which is denying any kind.of due process whatsoever to the President. Better? ...... Oh, and have you heard. Videos have now surfaced of the Schiffweasel complaining about the Republicans doing the very same thing HE's doing now during the Benghazi hearings. One difference -- The Republicans held a vote of the full House before proceeding with those hearings. I'd say Adam's Schiff is pretty weak just now
Libby - October 28, 2019 - Report this comment
Doing what exactly? Is he locking out Republicans out of the room (who either have access to the committee intel anyway or were in the committee room while Mays was leading the cute spectacle)??
CML - October 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Helluva point, L. I guess that's the reason Pelosi is now deciding to schedule a vote for a formal impeachment something or other ...... She knew the ol impeach the POTUS via the basement of the Capitol based on secret, double hearsay testimony about a conversation that is now public record routine wasn't gonna fly with normal folks with IQs in triple digits .... So now she has to resort to another stratagem which will be proven to be just as phony as everything else Dems have tried

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