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Song Parodies -> "Jonster The Monster"

Original Song Title:

"Once In A Lifetime"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Talking Heads

Parody Song Title:

"Jonster The Monster"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Song Parody Requested By Jordan Strader. Monster Jonster, Or Jonster Monster?
[Verse 1: Jonster]
And You May Imagine Yourself,
Hadoking A Cloud At Yogi Bear,
And You May Imagine Yourself,
Eating The Raining Oreo Cookies.
And You May Imagine Yourself,
As A DJ Riding On A Spaceship In A Green Monster.
And You May Imagine Yourself,
As An Employee Named Wario, Eating All Of The Tacos,
And You May Be Yourself,
Saying, "Well, How Do I Fly There?"

[Chorus: Jonster And Jordan]
Looking Up At This Time,
Let The Monster Chase Me Down,
Looking Up At This Time,
Monsters Chasing Me Around,
Into The Scary Things,
Like The Monsters Chasing Me Down,
Jonster The Monster,
Seems To Be Chasing Me Down.

[Verse 2: Jonster]
And You May Search Yourself, Finding The Memes.
And You May Color Yourself, Like This Crazy Green Monster.
And You May Fight Yourself, Making Yourself Be An Employee!
And You May Eat Yourself, Making You Into A Taco!

[Chorus: Jonster And Jordan]
Looking Up At This Time,
Let The Monster Chase Me Down,
Looking Up At This Time,
Monsters Chasing Me Around,
Into The Scary Things,
Like The Monsters Chasing Me Down,
Jonster The Monster,
Seems To Be Chasing Me Down.

[Bridge: Jordan]
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Monsters Are Everywhere.

[Verse 3: Jonster]
Monsters That Scare Me, And Monsters That Care For Me,
There Are Monsters That Are Wanting To Chase After Me,
Killing The Monsters, Battle The Monsters.
Defeat All The Monsters That Are Wanting To Chase After Me!
Monsters That Scare Me, And Monsters-
(GRR, GRR, GRR, GRR)

[Chorus: Jonster And Jordan]
Looking Up At This Time,
Let The Monster Chase Me Down,
Looking Up At This Time,
Monsters Chasing Me Around,
Into The Scary Things,
After The Scary Monsters,
Running Away From Them,
There Are Monsters All Around.
Looking Up At This Time,
Let The Monster Chase Me Down,
Looking Up At This Time,
Monsters Chasing Me Around,
Into The Scary Things,
Like The Monsters Chasing Me Down,
Jonster The Monster,
Seems To Be Chasing Me Down.

[Verse 4: Jonster]
And You May Wear Yourself,
"Why Do I Wear An Employee Outfit?"
And You May Share Yourself,
That Cookie That Ralph Ate For You.
And You May Choose Yourself,
Is It Rocko? Is It Spunky?
And You May Scare Yourself,
"Oh Noes! Monsters Again!"


[Chorus: Jonster And Jordan]
Looking Up At This Time,
Let The Monster Chase Me Down,
Looking Up At This Time,
Monsters Chasing Me Around,
Into The Scary Things,
After The Scary Monsters,
Running Away From Them,
There Are Monsters All Around.
Looking Up At This Time,
Let The Monster Chase Me Down,
Looking Up At This Time,
Monsters Chasing Me Around,
Into The Scary Things,
Like The Monsters Chasing Me Down,
Jonster The Monster,
Seems To Be Chasing Me Down.

[Outro: Jordan]
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
But I Just Saw Wubbzy There,
Bears Are Not Finding Us, Tigers Are Not Over Here,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Looking Up At This Time, Monsters Are Everywhere,
Here Jeremy Comes, Here Comes Jeremy,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Monsters Are Everywhere,
Jonster The Monster, He's Been Chasing Me Around,
Looking Up At This Time...
Monsters? Are You Scared Of Them, Jonster And Jordan?
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios/Jim Henson Interactive LeapFrog Pictures LPDC.

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CML - July 16, 2018 - Report this comment
It's too bad I have no idea what you're talking about. Cause I think you've done something really great here
Darius Whitehead - July 16, 2018 - Report this comment
Eh, Jordan Strader And Jonster Monster Made It. They've Been Getting Away From Monsters Since Right Now. They've Also Been Imagining Things.

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