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Song Parodies -> "Thank You For Feeding Me A Bagel"
Original Song Title:
"Thank You For Sending Me An Angel"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Talking Heads
Parody Song Title:
"Thank You For Feeding Me A Bagel"
Parody Written by:
Harold Fuccerman
The Lyrics
Oh, Oh, baby you can feed, you can eat just like me.
But when you dance, you just make me pee
But if you look, you cannot see.
If you think, you won't see that I am hungry
From a bagel from across the world.
Oh, baby you can poop, if you do it in a tree
With a little practice, you can make a awesome bagel just like me.
But if that's what you wanna do.\
Well, you better do it right, just like me.
But first, I'll teach you how to
But first, come watch me take a poo
I'm waiting for you in the bathroom
We ... you can.
But first, show me how to poo
But when you dance, you just make me pee
But if you look, you cannot see.
If you think, you won't see that I am hungry
From a bagel from across the world.
Oh, baby you can poop, if you do it in a tree
With a little practice, you can make a awesome bagel just like me.
But if that's what you wanna do.\
Well, you better do it right, just like me.
But first, I'll teach you how to
But first, come watch me take a poo
I'm waiting for you in the bathroom
We ... you can.
But first, show me how to poo
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That was the best thing I've ever read.
After reading this, I gotta lay off on those bagels now. But seriously, I thought that fruit makes you poop. Anyways, creative use of toilet humor there! 5's!
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