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Song Parodies -> "Aspie Guy"
Original Song Title:
"Once in a Lifetime"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Talking Heads
Parody Song Title:
"Aspie Guy"
Parody Written by:
Chris "Emmanuel" Demmer
The Lyrics
An aspie is a person with Asperger's Syndrome (High Functioning Autism) its mean to make fun of a condition, but "I" have the condition and I'm paradizing myself really. This is like an intro to my life with my disability.
I might find myself, having an anxiety attack
I may find myself, in my own little world
i may find myself drinking 70 shots of 5 hour energy drinks
and i might find myself, stemming...with an imaginary girlfriend!
and i'll ask myself well...how did i get here?
im just an aspie guy, throwing a tantrum on the ground
My IQ's very high, enough brain to go around
back to the store again, after my snuff is gone
it is med time, i know it cuz my mood is down.
i may ask the ugly girl, what are you staring at?
i may ask myself, where is that aspie soulmate
when i get depressed (immitate's Byrne's arm chopping) i cut my arm up with a knife
if my phsychologist finds out, i could get locked up for life
look at the aspie guy, trying to dance on the dance ground
i like a K2 high, a legal way to calm me down
rocking myself again, my sanity is gone
my soulmate's so fine, what do i want to do right now.
crazier than i ever was
getting a tobacco buzz
stoned off of risperidol
switching to houndal
don't mind Jessica
she is my younger cuz
aggitated becuz
coming off of buzz
i i don't want to die, and be burried underground
not a days gone by, i wonder off not to be found
the demented cop, sprayed me with pepper spray
i just called a waitress' fat, can't keep my comments to myself
i may ask myself, where is my nacho bell grande
and i may ask the class, who took my pencil?
and i may say that poker club's number 1
and i may yell to the crowd "MY GOD! HES GOT A GUN!"
it is stemming time, two hands flapping to my face.
i can tie my shoes, but i don't wanna touch the lace
i want to get real high, but all my snuff is gone.
im about to cry, cuz my snuff's nowhere to be found.
i am gonna die, if there's no caffeine to be found
im having a laughing fit, falling over on to the ground.
no more kool aid left, but i don't want to drink water
once in a life time, aspies will hunt everyone down
hyper as i ever was
hyper as i ever was
hyper as i ever was
hyper as i ever was
chopping my arm up
doing aspie moves
hyper as i ever was
im the aspie guy
im the aspie guy
once in a lifetime...
I may find myself, in my own little world
i may find myself drinking 70 shots of 5 hour energy drinks
and i might find myself, stemming...with an imaginary girlfriend!
and i'll ask myself well...how did i get here?
im just an aspie guy, throwing a tantrum on the ground
My IQ's very high, enough brain to go around
back to the store again, after my snuff is gone
it is med time, i know it cuz my mood is down.
i may ask the ugly girl, what are you staring at?
i may ask myself, where is that aspie soulmate
when i get depressed (immitate's Byrne's arm chopping) i cut my arm up with a knife
if my phsychologist finds out, i could get locked up for life
look at the aspie guy, trying to dance on the dance ground
i like a K2 high, a legal way to calm me down
rocking myself again, my sanity is gone
my soulmate's so fine, what do i want to do right now.
crazier than i ever was
getting a tobacco buzz
stoned off of risperidol
switching to houndal
don't mind Jessica
she is my younger cuz
aggitated becuz
coming off of buzz
i i don't want to die, and be burried underground
not a days gone by, i wonder off not to be found
the demented cop, sprayed me with pepper spray
i just called a waitress' fat, can't keep my comments to myself
i may ask myself, where is my nacho bell grande
and i may ask the class, who took my pencil?
and i may say that poker club's number 1
and i may yell to the crowd "MY GOD! HES GOT A GUN!"
it is stemming time, two hands flapping to my face.
i can tie my shoes, but i don't wanna touch the lace
i want to get real high, but all my snuff is gone.
im about to cry, cuz my snuff's nowhere to be found.
i am gonna die, if there's no caffeine to be found
im having a laughing fit, falling over on to the ground.
no more kool aid left, but i don't want to drink water
once in a life time, aspies will hunt everyone down
hyper as i ever was
hyper as i ever was
hyper as i ever was
hyper as i ever was
chopping my arm up
doing aspie moves
hyper as i ever was
im the aspie guy
im the aspie guy
once in a lifetime...
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David Byrne (lead singer of Talking Heads) self-identifies as having Asperger Syndrome, so this is quite an appropriate OS to choose!
Awesome! Dug the descriptions and the actions. I agree with Stonemason89. An inspired choice for the parody.
I have Asperger's myself. This is great!! xD :D
NT Father of an Aspie here, thanks for bouncing this one up Spencer. Well done, Chris!
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