Song Parodies -> "Psi Cop Bester"

Original Song Title:

"Psycho Killer"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Talking Heads

Parody Song Title:

"Psi Cop Bester"

Parody Written by:

Greg Gildersleeve

The Lyrics

Normals can't seem to face up to the facts;
The Corps is mother and father and there's no turning back.
We come for children with their heads on fire.
You can't beat me 'cause I'm P12 or higher.

(I'm) Psi Cop Bester
On the prowl.
Fa fa fa, fa fa fa, fa fa far better
Than mun mun mun mun mun mun mundanes.

Psi Cop Bester.
Call me Al.
Fa fa fa, fa fa fa, fa fa far badder.
You can't run run run run run run away.

You start a conversation, there's no need to finish it;
Your thoughts are mine and there's no denying it.
Join Psi Corps and you can be like me:
Get a second job on sci fi TV.

[Spoken interlude in Russian with plenty of references to "keptin" and
"wessels."]

(I'm) Psi Cop Bester
Looking for Blips.
Fa fa fa, fa fa fa, fa fa far better
Than mun mun mun mun mun mun mundanes.

Psi Cop Bester.
No need for lips.
Fa fa fa, fa fa fa, fa fa far badder.
You can't run run run run run run away.

Note: Bester is a telepath on "Babylon 5" played by Walter Koenig.

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