She was a lousy thirtysomething
Lousy thirtysomething... who owned a women's boutique called DASH
Her sisters each have a name that started... with the letter K

She was used to being good friends with
Being good friends with... Paris Hilton, now she hates her
She lives a social life... and she's dating football star Reggie Bush

Kardashian... a reality TV star
Kardashian... her fame is going to her head
Darn weird... surname... her brother was in love with a cheetah girl
She drives a Bentley too
Why keeping up with Kim... Kardashian?

She met two of the Pussycat Dolls
Of the Pussycat Dolls... Robin and Melody
Putting her best foot forward... and see the girls next door

Hey look, it's Kendra Wilkinson
Kendra Wilkinson... oh and Holly Madison
Who lives in SoCal? The entrepreneur many people know

Kardashian... she was five and a half foot tall
Kardashian... she will dash further in her car
Awkward... surname... I rather watch Desperate Housewives instead
'cause it's not a reality show
I actually don't care 'bout... Kardashians

Kardashian... straight out of Los Angeles
Kardashian... her dad was mostly an attorney
Going... too far... being scandalous all of the time
Hide your children if you dare
Beware of Kim, last name... Kardashian