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Song Parodies -> "Putin-Ordered Hit"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' On The Ritz"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Putin-Ordered Hit"

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The Lyrics

What’s this yellow stenchhole do
If he’s not a fan of you?
He is gonna off ya
Find a way to snuff ya
That’s not his only line
Committer of war crimes

You will rue if he doesn’t like you
Might be poisoned or blown to bits
Putin orders hits

If you have been gettin’ his goat
You might get a Novichok-bloat
He’ll get miffed
And make you a stiff

Navalny one day is looking super
Next day, ready for the graveyard scooper
Super Scooper

Alexei a “haughty” yeller
Vlad just had to off the feller a misfit
Putin-ordered hit

Kills are just second-nature to Vladdie
Who was a very demented laddie (Stalin’s caddy)
In the air is a wrong strong thing
It’s an olfactory pong sting when you whiff
Putin ordure. Ick!!

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