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Song Parodies -> "Putin’s Doggie B!tch"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' on the Ritz"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Putin’s Doggie B!tch"

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The Lyrics

He will do what his master tells him to
He obeys when he’s told to sit
Putin’s doggie b!tch.
The war criminal’s bag he’ll tote
Praises for the thug he’ll emote
And love it
Putin’s dog Xi b!tch

Down onto his knees he is a stooper
To kiss where the criminal’s a pooper
Pooper stooper
In a claque of bottom dwellers
He’s one rancid bought-off feller
That bootlicks
Putin’s Modi b!tch

He’s a sellout through and through
Sickly yellow is his hue
He’s a slavering au pair
Cuz he hasn’t got a pair
He is always on call for
Duty when master hollers
And like master slime
He’s guilty of much crime

He will do what his master tells him to
Such as a propaganda bit
Putin’s Hung’ry b!tch.
The war criminal’s bag he’ll tote
When ordered he’ll do a deep-throat
And tongue it
Luk’o loco b!tch.

They are members of a puppet group who’re
OK with genocide as they stoop, pure
Pooper smoochers
They’re a claque of bought-off fellers
Snacking lapdog bottom dwellers
Each one’s niche:
Putin’s doggie b!tch

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SPANK that Douchebag Traitor! - April 13, 2022 - Report this comment
Man, this is an EXCELLENT parody! The electro-medley was a Top 5 hit here in the US. And we need more parodies like this one, America is healing from that p.o.s. and the social/political/moral rape he did to us. I saw the cyberattack that got him 'elected' in 2016. And he is the worst TRAITOR of all time! *****

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