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Song Parodies -> "Putin's On The Splits"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' On The Ritz"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Putin's On The Splits"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

They were blue, they had to go
Through the snow when the roof collapsed, they had fits,
Putin's on the splits
They were fools, built a swimming pool
With a glass roof, thought it'd be a hit,
Putin's on the splits

Must've a billion dollar blooper
Made the swimmers rush out in a stupor (super duper)
Tried to mix religion and politics
While the economy is the pits,
Putin's on the splits

Have you been to Chechnya,
It resembles Bosnia,
Putin cannot keep the peace
He needs help from overseas
"They're terrorists," Putin hollers
"We need troops, and lots of dollars!"
Beggin' every dime
For the umpteenth time

His troops were blue, their big U-boat
Wouldn't float where Murmansk sits,
Putin's on the splits

Putin got such bad reviews he tried to
sieze control of the news and TV outlets
Putin's on the splits

Putin's lost control and lost his vision,
He's starting to act just like Boris Yeltsin! (super duper)
He gave us flack when we attacked
Saddam's Iraq and their terrorists,
Putin's on the splits

He can't get nuttin' through the Duma
At his wit's end like Moctezuma (super duper)
He is blue and he doesn't know where to go
While the rebels blow his theater to bits
Putin's on the splits
Putin's on the splits
Putin's on the splits
Putin's on the splits

2004 Michael W. McVey

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 1

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Michael McVey - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
One minor correction, folks: "must've been a billion dollar blooper." -- MM
Chris - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job Michael. 5 stars. I have just added a new Shania Twain parody to the Shania Twain section that I think you would enjoy. There is even a link to a sample of the original song. Any comments or votes would be graciously appreciated.
Adagio - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Delightful take, Michael! 5's

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