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Song Parodies -> "Putin Failed the Blitz"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' on the Ritz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Taco

Parody Song Title:

"Putin Failed the Blitz"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

Wheels are stuck and troops won't go
a month has passed, morale is low
time call it quits -
Putin failed the Blitz!

Casualties mount day by day
conscripts swerve, want run away
tanks are on fritz,
Putin failed the Blitz!

Wasted are a thousand paratroopers
VDV did make a major blooper (super-duper)
They died like the Fallschirmjäger
at Crete, but no avail like there
were blown in bits,
Putin failed the Blitz!

Have you seen their generals die,
they get sniped and blown in sky?
Conscripts starve and die from cold
Oligarchs steal stuff and gold
Embezzling the funds for rations
for yachts docked in foreign nations
stealing every dime
for a wonderful time...

Wheels are stuck and troops won't go
a month has passed, morale is low
time call it quits -
Putin failed the Blitz!

Casualties mount day by day
conscripts swerve, want run away
tanks are on fritz,
Putin failed the Blitz!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.6
How Funny: 1.6
Overall Rating: 1.6

Total Votes: 78

Voting Breakdown

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 66
 
 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   0
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 5   12
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CML - March 25, 2022 - Report this comment
So, Susanna, was this inspired in any way by a suggestion from a fellow Amirighter? ..... Asking for a droog
Susanna Viljanen - March 25, 2022 - Report this comment
O:-)
Susanna Viljanen - March 25, 2022 - Report this comment
Wowsers, 57 one-votes!!! It seems I really have hit someone where it really hurts! Mission accomplished!
Cobblers - March 26, 2022 - Report this comment
Not really. Your parody has 65 1s and 6 5's. On this same date the_conqueror_of_parodies's parody 'Dial Thing' got 65 FIVEs and 5 ONEs which is the EXACT reversal of what your parody scored. This website truly has gone downhill really badly. The voting system is totally meaningless now.
Michael Pacholek - March 27, 2022 - Report this comment
Mission accomplished, Susanna? Then you're one up on Putin!
Vive Ukraine - March 27, 2022 - Report this comment
"Gone downhill really badly" is an understatement, Cobblers. It's turned into a fascist sewer. Sad to see.

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