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Song Parodies -> "Nobody (Odysseus Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sylvia

Parody Song Title:

"Nobody (Odysseus Version)"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Straight from the Cyclops from Homers Odyssey
Sleepin' in my cave he walked by
I seem to recall that stake in my eye
I said "who's that?" You said with a smile
"Oh it's nobody, oh nobody"
Maybe that explains the last two days
I found you all, eating my food
So I ate your men, I ask your name
You said "nobody, oh nobody."
Well that nobody blinded me!
They laughed at me when they asked his name
Well I wonder does he think he's being clever?
(Clever)
You say nobody's blinded you
In fact I ate up all his crew
But I can eat you like a Cyclops can, even better
Late last night came back from my sheep
I ate 2 more men, asked "what is your name?"
You said, "Nobody, nobody. Why do you ask?"
Oh, you look tasty I could save you for last.
I drank your wine, got ready for bed
I said to myself I've got one Greek left
He's still mine and he's next in line
before nobody, nobody!
Well that nobody blinded me!
They laughed at me when they asked his name
Well I wonder does he think he's being clever?
(Clever)
You say nobody's blinded you
In fact I ate up all his crew
But I can eat you like a Cyclops can, even better.
Well that nobody blinded me!
They laughed at me when they asked his name
Well I wonder does he think he's being clever?
(Clever)
You say nobody blinded you
In fact I ate up all his crew
But I can eat you like a Cyclops can, even better.
Well that nobody blinded me!
You laughed at me when you asked his name
Well I wonder does he think he's being clever?

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