Song Parodies -> "Fox On The Run"

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"Fox On The Run"

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"Fox On The Run"

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The Lyrics

Fox News tried an innovative new marketing strategy on Nov 3 of this year known in the trades as "abject betrayal of your viewership" Seems to have worked for them- if heading for bankruptcy due to a Hindenburgesque plummet in ratings was your goal

I .. dont want to know your name
You should hang your head in shame
For what you did, you whores
Ok ... you thought you'd just crap on your base
Didn't think you could be replaced
Your ratings have hit the floor

Fox on the run
You schemed, now everyone's begun .. the shunning
Tuck your tail and slink yourselves away
Fox is ON THE RUN!!
Fu' Fox News ... Fox is on the run
Now slink away

You .. you talked about your right wing brand
But you called AZ like CNN
We've seen this scam before*
I ... wont even play your game
You and TuCa* aint the same
You're not like you were before

Fox is on the run
Now everybody's come ... a-shunning
Take your traitorous selves and slink away
Fox is ON THE RUN!
Fock Fux news!
Fox is on the run .. now slink away

Fu' F*x News
Fox on the run
You schemed now everybody's done .. with you bums
Take your quisling-ing selves and go away
F#x is ON THE RUN!
Fack Faux news
Fox on the run ... you reviled snakes
Fox on the run
Fox on the run ....

*Gee Wally, didn't they call Florida for Gore prematurely in 2000, even though the polls in the Panhandle (Central Time Zone) were still open and even though the Panhandle is as red as Alabama? ... Gosh Beeve, they were doing that as early as 1992, when they called Georgia for Clinton and then had to reverse themselves .... Now shut up, before I have to slug ya one ............ TuCa -- What today's hipster, now-a-happenin' right wing wingnuts call Tucker Carlson

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CML - December 04, 2020 - Report this comment

Although its true that I'm intolerably overbearing and arrogant about my skill in doing parodies, Im almost positive that I haven't actually received 13 "fivers" in just 32 views .... I mean C'mon, man!!

CML - December 04, 2020 - Report this comment

^^^^^^^ Thanks for that reality check, Joe Biden

John Dacey - December 04, 2020 - Report this comment

Hush! while we savor every delicious bit of this 'Et tu, Brute?' moment. I'm confident they'll be back to their villainous selves any second. Uh-oh, hannity is beginning to speak . . . All 5s, but you might not like why I found this 'funny.'

Max Power - December 04, 2020 - Report this comment

Yeah it shows that there had been signs years ago and in the end they're not really any different, just in a different cloth covering them.

CML - December 04, 2020 - Report this comment

Just as long as you think its funny, JD (;-D)

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