My name is Byers,
the minister for transport
I work in westminster
yes I think Labour's F**king screwed

If you catch trains home late at night
don't be surprised the service's s***e

Just don't vote labour next time
Just don't vote labour next time
Just don't vote labour next time

I think with being dishonest
I try not to lie out loud
maybe it's because i'm useless
Tony always wants me round

The only like you when you lie
if you know the truth you know why

There just like the tories before
There just like the tories before
There just like the tories before

yes i think my jobs safe
i got shown the door again

well i was asked but said no way
it's Tonys' duty anyway
I know people want me to go
with no big pay off you can show

Just don't think of me again
Just don't think of me again
Just don't think of me again