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Song Parodies -> "Lies of the Tiger"
Original Song Title:
"Eye of the Tiger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Survivor
Parody Song Title:
"Lies of the Tiger"
Parody Written by:
BabyRuth
The Lyrics
Didja hear the one about Tiger Woods?
Drivin’ up, hydrant in the street
Bout to do his time for his romances
CRASH! goes the windshield, now the dude’s getting beat
He picked a really bad time for a drive
Sexy times with all these hoes in the past
And we all thought that golf was boring
Chicks coming forward to pick up some cash
As a result of his ill-fated drive
It's the lies of the Tiger, they’re coming back to bite
Too bad that bitch didn’t change her voicemail
And don’t underestimate the skills of his wife
Cause she’s aiming the nine iron at the eye of the Tiger
He’s disgraced, his face has been beat
And the press is stayin' hungry
It’s breaking news another sports star’s a cheat?
CNN will have one of his skanks live at five!
Publicists of Tiger, gearing up for a fight
Trying to ensure career survival
Maybe a lame apology that he can write
Will be enough to forgive the lies of the Tiger
Still holed up, won’t talk to the cops
Or give anyone his story
He’s too concerned that his endorsements will stop
On the bright side Kobe gave him a high-five
It’s the lies of the Tiger, it’s a billionaire’s plight
But it’s surely good news for his rivals
Since he’s pulled out of a competition’s invite
Cause he now has to deal with the wife of the Tiger
Bout to do his time for his romances
CRASH! goes the windshield, now the dude’s getting beat
He picked a really bad time for a drive
Sexy times with all these hoes in the past
And we all thought that golf was boring
Chicks coming forward to pick up some cash
As a result of his ill-fated drive
It's the lies of the Tiger, they’re coming back to bite
Too bad that bitch didn’t change her voicemail
And don’t underestimate the skills of his wife
Cause she’s aiming the nine iron at the eye of the Tiger
He’s disgraced, his face has been beat
And the press is stayin' hungry
It’s breaking news another sports star’s a cheat?
CNN will have one of his skanks live at five!
Publicists of Tiger, gearing up for a fight
Trying to ensure career survival
Maybe a lame apology that he can write
Will be enough to forgive the lies of the Tiger
Still holed up, won’t talk to the cops
Or give anyone his story
He’s too concerned that his endorsements will stop
On the bright side Kobe gave him a high-five
It’s the lies of the Tiger, it’s a billionaire’s plight
But it’s surely good news for his rivals
Since he’s pulled out of a competition’s invite
Cause he now has to deal with the wife of the Tiger
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Funny song, but what Tiger does in his spare time is none of the media's business. (is it?)
Good take on the song. i did my own a few days ago, but there's a LOT of creativity with this one...
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