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Song Parodies -> "Club Of The Tiger"
Original Song Title:
"Eye Of The Tiger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Survivor
Parody Song Title:
"Club Of The Tiger"
Parody Written by:
Mark Scotti
The Lyrics
A possible story (as told from Mrs. Tiger Woods):
Fired up, one wood in hand
Holiday, left in shambles
Monkey business I yelled out with a shriek
You're my man so Woods may not survive
Too many girls, your short game's so fast
You try to Mulligan your stories
Now it's tee time your bod I'm gonna blast
Right on the green your head will arrive
Got that club of the Tiger
That I'll bring to the fight
Sizing up caddy tips from my girl rivals
Car drove into a hazard
Got my prey one stroke down
Now I'll swing for it all
With the club of the tiger
Famous face, gave me some heat
Dinner's done, I'm still hungry
I thought it's odd heard the word on the street
Feeling ill, and you might not survive
Got the club of the Tiger
An expensive big strike
Sizing up to your windshield new arrival
Now your last known memory
I saved you in the night
Agree or you'll see me brawl
With the club of the Tiger
Straighten up, back to the top
Fatherhood, not girl glory
Keep your distance, little flirts gonna stop
Or my man and his balls won't survive
Got the club of the tiger
And your head will see light
Opened up from a new swing I will rival
And the one true survivor
Won't be your head in good light
No girls watching you're mauled
From the club of the tiger
The club of the tiger....
Copyright 2009
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(In the voice of Dr. Phil) Eldrick, what were you thinkin'? ;D
The story gets stranger every day - it ios amazing how much was kept under wraps with the newmaking that he always has. I guess his billion may soon be only half a billion - poor guy.
"Your honor", and thanks OMR!!!
Five hundred million thanks for the fives, Timmy!!!
This is a hole in one, or should I say two!
Though this is an obvious OS,this was awesome! 5s
Great job here, Mark, and fully 5-worthy. As for Tiger himself, I was never impressed with the guy, and I think he uses steroids, perfects his game to the point that nobody else can win a tournament but him, and is dishonest. If he goes to jail, gets bumped off the tour or otherwise gets punished, I won't miss him a bit. (Yes, I admit to watching the Golf Channel a lot. My dad got me hooked on it as a teenager.)
(Tiger) to Vijay: I know you always wanted to beat me as well! Thanks and my Masters jacket off to you.
Also, a "Mulligan" of thanks to Jack 7 Andria!!!
Good jump on a topical issue
Tiger tagged with his own club, nice shot! 555
Looks like Tiger had a few too many "irons" in the fire, huh? ;)
Very executed parody, Mark! Great as always! You scored Par 555's with this one!
330 yard drive of thanks to AFW, blackjack, Fiddlegirl & Christie!!!
he he
Thanks, Ann!
You don't need to take a Mulligan on this parody - very well done.
Thanks, and early tee time to you, John!
Great song. You are a class act! No one will ever say that about Tiger Wood.
Hole in one of thanks to you, Michael!!!
You stayed out of the bunker with this one.
Right on "the green" with thanks to you, Porfle!
Ah yes, Tiger Woods...always ripe for a parody. Nice song choice to go with it, well done!
A "Masters" jacket of thanks to you, Abbott!
Interesting to say the least. It kind of loses its impact three years later (In fact, I would likely not have gotten it all without your explanatory note).
Thanks, Agri. i should have "fore"warned you...LOL
Good job. Did you know that when the classic Survivor hit was released the band was in a contract with SCOTTI Bros. Records? Check out a copy of the EOTT album and see.
Thanks R.T.,,,,,LOL on Scotti Bros, i use to work in record stores, back in the day, and i remember that company!
(ABC) If I knew anything about the incident I might've gotten into this parody a little more, but I know nothing except the people involved. Hell, I don't even know who beat up who. So yeah, I couldn't get into this one, great pacing aside. But that's my bad, not yours.
(ABC) Okay, I'll admit this is kinda funny. I love to laugh at Tiger. The problem with this parody is that people need to know the situation to appreciate it and it kind of dates itself. I know I personally have forgotten all about that mess, and really didn't care in the first place. The parody is still pretty funny though.
If only I had seen this way back when. I did a very similar parody: "The Lie of The Tiger" -- It's the .. Lie of the Tiger ... It's the cause of the fight ... Driving out from the vengeance of the wifer ... And the club weilding spouse stalks her prey in the night ... And she's teeing off because of the lie --- of the Tiger
(ABC) Honestly, I didn't really follow the whole Tiger Woods thing so I'm kind of lost with this one. I'm sure I missed a lot of great jokes. Sorry.
The only thing this one suffers from is no longer being present. That's the rough thing about news parodies. It's kind of like watching the Guitar Hero episode of South Park when Guitar Hero hasn't been popular since I was a freshman in college. Same thing happens here... Tiger Wood's wood hasn't been talked about for a long time and many people have forgot about the impact it made -wink wink nudge nudge-
Free "golf" round of thanks to bobpie, Balyde, amelennie(very good idea..), D-Mon and Matthias(It's my only "C" entry left, even if it was old)
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