Flies and stuff
things that smell like feet
songs that dont rhyme
old people doing dances
a crappy christmas
and expired meat
i'm not a fan
of any of these things

so many times
i've smelled a fart blast
and man - thats a true story
i've double dipped
a few times in the past
but i've never done something like this in my life

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now i'm not a liar
this happened the other day
some dude was heading over my way
well he picked his nose and ate it
then you just guess what he did
HE PICKED SOMEONE ELSES NOSE.....
AND ATE IT

face to face
with him i felt sick
tried to confront him
but i failed
opened my mouth but nothing came out
well nothing except spew that is
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Well this is great
i'm covered in puke
and standing in front of 50 people
how embarassing
i'm turning red
i wish i was back home in bed

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