-> "Eye of the Liger"
Original Song Title:
"Eye of the Tiger"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Eye of the Liger"
The Lyrics
Eatin' grubs, she's looking so sweet
Droolin' slime, smellin' rancid
From a distance she can jump 30 feet
Just a cub with the claws to survive
So many times she pounces so fast
Don't turn your back or you're curry
She's a creation from mixed genes from the past
Who must kill everything to survive
It's the eye of the Liger
That's my subject tonight
It's a morph born of lion and tiger
With enhanced size and power that can slash a tree into rice
And she's watching us all with the eye
Of the Liger
Rats and chimps
I make them mate while in heat
Got the lab and the money
Against the odds I bred a Rimp with three feet
That can grill while it skins you alive
You see, the eye of the Liger
Has my name up in lights
Thanks to grants for genetic cell revival
And my last lab survivor
Walked far out of my sight, and
She's stalking you all with the eye
Of the Liger
Birthin' pups while deboning cops
Ate their guts, puked Old Glory
My creation is just not gonna stop
Just a morph with its will to survive
Let the mouth of the Liger
Be your cavern tonight
Crunching down on your body like a tire
You'll be good for my Liger like a raw Ginger Spice
Who was spliced from the cells of the eye
Of the Liger
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