-> "For Fox or for Talon"
Original Song Title:
"Eye of the Tiger"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"For Fox or for Talon"
The Lyrics
What to think - watching the news
None to trust, none impartial
Got agendas while the rest got the blues
For their man they will shill to survive
Say anything they get paid to say
They trade their honor for money
They try to smear all who stand in their way
And they lie, 'cause it keeps them alive
There's a new kind of prostitute in DC tonight
Sucking up like they wanna be Jeff Gannon
If they're lacking integrity and living on spite
Then they're probably working for Fox or for Talon
Facing Bush - give him no heat
On their knees, Scottie-hungry
They'll stack the deck till we take to the street
They can see us on C-Span at five
There's a new kind of whoring in the press room, all right
Acting like Armstrong Williams or Jeff Gannon
Muzzle up Helen Thomas if she puts up a fight
'Cause they're probably working for Fox or for Talon
Got a pass - straight to the top
Kissin' ass, softball questions
While it's paying, propaganda won't stop
For their man, they will shill to survive
See the new kind of prostitutes work DC tonight
Sell themselves like they wanna be Jeff Gannon
If it's not ethical or even legal or right
Then they're probably working for Fox or for Talon
For Fox or for Talon...
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