Getting old, wrinkled and fat,
Got grey hair and thick glasses.
Now he's a bum, who owns a shack down the street,
And the old chevy truck that he drives.
But then one day, it happened so fast,
While cooking eggs and frying bacon.
He lost his grip on the pan full of grease,
Rocky cursed, then he started to shout...

Yo my, pants are on fire,
I just cant get it out,
Burning holes in the legs of my wranglers.
It's the last pair I own, I can't afford any more.
And I'm breathing in smoke, cause my pants,
Are on fire.

Tried his best, to take off his jeans,
But he cant, the zipper got hung.
So he stopped , dropped, and rolled,
Straight to the dead silent street,
Rolled around and screamed into the night...

Yo my, pants are on fire,
I aint feelin so good,
Burning holes in the legs of my wranglers.
It's the last pair I own, I cant afford anymore,
And im breathin in smoke cause my pants,
Are on fire.

Risin up, straight to his shirt,
Losing blood,
end of story.
Cause his zipper, got hung up at the top,
The champ spoke these words when he died...

Yo my, pants are on fire,
I aint feelin so good,
Burning holes in the legs of my wranglers.
It's the last pair I own, cant afford anymore,
And im breathin in smoke cause my pants,
Are on fire.
My pants are on fire
My pants are on fire
My pants are on fire (fades)