Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I wanted to.
I get real angry and I try my best to do it and I take my time and it didn't work out too well.
It's like I concentrate real hard and it doesn't work out.
Everything I do and everything I try never turns out.
It's like I need time to figure these things out.
But there's Milhouse going:
Hey Bart,
You know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately.
You know, maybe you should get away and maybe you should talk about it, maybe you'll feel a lot better

And I'm all like:
No thanks. it's ok you know I'll figure it out, just leave me alone I'll figure it out.
You know I'm just working on it by myself.

And he goes:
Well you know if you want to talk about it I'll be right here and you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it. So why aren't you talking about it?

And I go:
No I don't want to I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself.
But he just keep bugging me and he just keep bugging me, until My face went red.

I started to walk away but until
I was being called a hog.
I had no choice to beat him up,
until I gotten into trouble.

I'm not crazy - (YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!!
You're the one who's crazy - (YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!!)
You're driving me crazy - (YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!!)
They stuck me in detention
Because of one thing I did on purpose,
I needed to get away from him,
to protect me from the enemy - Principal Skinner.

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything.
But then again I was staring at the cover of the 2001 Big Sale Sears catalogue.
And then my sister came in knocking at the door. And I didn't know she's there. She called my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming: BART! BART!
And I go:
ALRIGHT, LISA! WHAT DO YOU WANT?
She goes:
What's the matter with you?
I go:
I'm Fine. Just what's your problem?
She's all:
Don't tell me that, you'll have to talk to mom about this!
I go:
No I Don't want to talk about it with my parents. I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Root Beer.
She goes:
I'm not going to give it to you!
I go:
JUST GIVE ME A ROOT BEER!
She goes:
NO BART! I DON'T WANT TO!
I go:
WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE ME A ROOT BEER, PLEASE?
All I want is a Root Beer, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Root Beer, just one Root Beer, and she wouldn't give it to me.
Just a Root Beer!

They gave you a small bottle of Focusyn,
So that I can really concentrate.
I ended up getting paranoid and
I just been spied by the NBL.

I'm not crazy - (YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!!)
You're the one who's crazy - (YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!!)
You're driving me crazy - (YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!!)
They stuck me in detention
Because of one thing I did on purpose,
I needed to get away from him,
to protect me from the enemy - Principal Skinner.

I was sitting in my room when my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down.
Homer goes:
BART, we need to talk to you.
And I go:
Alright, what's the matter?
He go:
Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems in school,
And you've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're going to get into lots of trouble with that weiner kid Milhouse,
And we're afraid you're going to get yourself into more trouble.
So we decided that it would be in you're best interest if we put you somewhere
Where you could get the help that you need, boy.
And I go:
HOLD IT!, what are you talking about, WE decided!?
MY reports?! How do you know what MY marks are at school?
How can you say what MY marks are? What are you trying to say?
AM I THAT STUPID?
When I went to YOUR schools, I went to church almost every Sunday,
I went to YOUR learning facilities FOR NOTHING?!
And so My dad went mad and go:
WHY YOU LITTLE--
And start choking me!

They say they're gonna beat me up
By kicking me, right in the nuts.
But by the time they punched me in the eye
The next thing you know! I'M BRUISED!
*Sound of Bart being punched in the stomach*

I'm not crazy - (YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!!)
You're the one who's crazy - (YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!!)
You're driving me crazy - (YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!!)
They stuck me in detention
Because of one thing I did on purpose,
I needed to get away from him,
to protect me from the enemy - Principal Skinner.

It doesn't matter. I'm still in trouble anyways *Bart slams the door*

*sound of Bart snoozing while looking through the catalogue cover, he then lays his ear on the center part and hears his pulse at the end. Bart then says "I Hate it when I'm in trouble!", then it fades out.*