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Song Parodies -> "In The Shed"

Original Song Title:

"Empty Bed"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"In The Shed"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Here's a-more lyrics about hit and run baaaad deeds with young ewes, to an original song that is a pure golden oldie from the 80s, from a band that locally was more than a one hit wonder.

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here:
My stance is a vice crime
Patiently I toe the line
I'm not after pigs, babe
Just wolly, gripable behinds (baaaaaa)

Urge's too strong, sneaking out nightly
I hope I'm smooth as a gazelle
My needs are so bad, see
Psychos say I'm needing help (baaaaaa)

When suspected of the crime (baaaaaa)
I have some lame excuse and lie - in rhyme

If I'm in your shed was found with the zip loose
Oh, my neighbours (baaaaaa) - don't put the blame on me!
If I'm in your shed's too friendly with some ewes
Oh, my neighbours (t'was cold, see) - they kept me warm, my friend!

Whether I'm seen through
Somehow I had my shorts misplaced
Goes back with a candle
And maybe one more, fast embrace (baaaaaa)

I get lost in barns at night (baaaaaa)
When there's sheep, be black or white - in my sight

If I'm in their sheds are found with the zip loose
All my neighbours (baaaaaa) - will call the cops on me!
If I'm in their sheds are freaky with young ewes
All my neighbours (so freaky, yeah) - they will come after me!

(Incomprehensible murmur and voices from a posse of angry villagers with flaming torches and waving pitchforks)

(baaaaaa) I can't say my sack is empty thanks to ewes
To my neighbours - they'll make lamb chops of me…
Not me… no, please…
© Peter Andersson.

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Below Average Dave - November 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Very interesting Idea Peter, always introducing me to new songs you are. .
Peter Andersson - November 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Dave, I kinda enjoy digging up the occasional local golden oldie and present it to my fellow amiwriters, but of course there's an element of pleasent nostalgica in it for myself too. This band (in its various formations and reincarnations around pop genius Christer Sandelin) had more (and often better) hits over here in the 80s than what Roxette had. Apart from a consistent line-up and (according to rumour) drug problems they had everything else to go global like Per Gessle and Marie Fredriksson did, but it never happened.

On another note I hereby promise that my next parody will not be another one about shagging sheep...

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