-> "In The Shed"
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"In The Shed"
My stance is a vice crime
Patiently I toe the line
I'm not after pigs, babe
Just wolly, gripable behinds (baaaaaa)
Urge's too strong, sneaking out nightly
I hope I'm smooth as a gazelle
My needs are so bad, see
Psychos say I'm needing help (baaaaaa)
When suspected of the crime (baaaaaa)
I have some lame excuse and lie - in rhyme
If I'm in your shed was found with the zip loose
Oh, my neighbours (baaaaaa) - don't put the blame on me!
If I'm in your shed's too friendly with some ewes
Oh, my neighbours (t'was cold, see) - they kept me warm, my friend!
Whether I'm seen through
Somehow I had my shorts misplaced
Goes back with a candle
And maybe one more, fast embrace (baaaaaa)
I get lost in barns at night (baaaaaa)
When there's sheep, be black or white - in my sight
If I'm in their sheds are found with the zip loose
All my neighbours (baaaaaa) - will call the cops on me!
If I'm in their sheds are freaky with young ewes
All my neighbours (so freaky, yeah) - they will come after me!
(Incomprehensible murmur and voices from a posse of angry villagers with flaming torches and waving pitchforks)
(baaaaaa) I can't say my sack is empty thanks to ewes
To my neighbours - they'll make lamb chops of me…
Not me… no, please…
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