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Song Parodies -> "Rocks Rain Down"

Original Song Title:

"Rock This Town"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stray Cats

Parody Song Title:

"Rocks Rain Down"

Parody Written by:

E.S. Blofeld

The Lyrics

In the United States, rock-throwing could be a felony, and rock-throwers could face criminal charges, dependent on the circumstances that may include second degree murder, aggravated assault, throwing a missile into an occupied vehicle, criminal possession of a weapon, reckless endangerment of life, and aggravated assault with a lethal weapon Therefore, don't throw rocks. Don't be like Billy Bob
[Kid]
Well the pranksters and me went out for trolling all night
We had a great idea and we knew it would be right
Billy Bob bent down, grabbed a rock
"Time to give someone a good shock"
We did the same, cause that boy's a prank king

Well we found a brick wall that hid us from the streetlight lamps
I was waiting with my rocks, and Billy would give the order
He raised his hand up in the air
And all of our stones flew over there
"Come on, someone's been hit!"
It was time to run away

[Innocent Businessman]
Where did these rocks come from?
Made me drop my case
Where did these rocks come from?
Four just bruised my face!
Dumb rocks, rocks, who threw the rocks?
Look, some running lil' ki-id jocks
Making the rocks rain down
I'll report them now

(Instrumental: The Pranksters proceed to throw more Rocks at Innocent Persons)

[Officer]
Well, I've got 7 calls about rock throwing guys
And if they come my way, they're in for a surprise
Well, hit my car once, you pay the price
Don't be a dunce, assault ain't nice
Rock throwing's (a) crime, means you get jail time

[Kids]
We're making rocks rain down
"Rock" the neighborhood
Look at our rocks rain down
This prank is so good!
It's not, not, bad as you think
Just lighten up, and the ammo goes plink
We're making rocks rain down
Is that a car sound?

(The Officer drives towards the Pranksters)

We're making rocks rain down
Hey, let's pelt that car
Look at our rocks rain down
Dent and scratch and mar
It's- Cops! Cops! Dont stand and gawk!
We better run before we get Taser shocked

We're gonna drop our rocks
Split up and run now!
We better drop our rocks
Poor Billy's gone down!
AmIRight does not endorse rock throwing

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