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Song Parodies -> "Rock This Bed (The College Edition)"
Original Song Title:
"Rock This Town"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stray Cats
Parody Song Title:
"Rock This Bed (The College Edition)"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
DKOTS???: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHNuY-nptGo
Well… My roommate
Yes he gets laid on every night
He stumbles in high
With a tramp who clings on tight
Well… He starts it up at ten
And he doesn’t stop till two
Hearing them moan
The shaking makes me puke
This ain’t alright
Cause I swear his cot’s dripping
Well… I’d wish they’d find new place
So I could finally go to bed
The library down the block
At a gym, or a locker, or at the docks
But… There goes my cot, rocking again
This ain’t my kind of porno, Man!
If I had any sense
Oy Vey, Oy Vey
I’d sleep in the lobby today
He’s gonna rock this bed
Sperm, There is no drought
He’s gonna rock this bed
While she screams and shouts
Damn… Rock, rock, rock, f*ck, rock!
It’s gonna rock and it hops
It’s gonna rock and it flops
He’s gonna rock this bed
Makes me have to pout
(In bed screaming)
Well… It is heard down the hall
And even on the 7th floor
Well… I just heard a “Splat”
And then a cry for more
Well… They go for it once
Go for it twice
They go for it again
This is gonna last all night
They’re gonna rock this bed
Until they rip his cot apart
He’s gonna rock this bed
Threesome, I'm left out
He’s gonna rock this bed
Dressed up like Boy Scout
Damn… Rock, rock, rock, f*ck, rock!
It’s gonna rock and it hops
It’s gonna rock and it flops
He’s gonna rock this bed
Wish he was devout
He’s gonna rock this bed
Rock till he’s worn out
He’s gonna rock this bed…
Damn, What smells like trout?
Yes he gets laid on every night
He stumbles in high
With a tramp who clings on tight
Well… He starts it up at ten
And he doesn’t stop till two
Hearing them moan
The shaking makes me puke
This ain’t alright
Cause I swear his cot’s dripping
Well… I’d wish they’d find new place
So I could finally go to bed
The library down the block
At a gym, or a locker, or at the docks
But… There goes my cot, rocking again
This ain’t my kind of porno, Man!
If I had any sense
Oy Vey, Oy Vey
I’d sleep in the lobby today
He’s gonna rock this bed
Sperm, There is no drought
He’s gonna rock this bed
While she screams and shouts
Damn… Rock, rock, rock, f*ck, rock!
It’s gonna rock and it hops
It’s gonna rock and it flops
He’s gonna rock this bed
Makes me have to pout
(In bed screaming)
Well… It is heard down the hall
And even on the 7th floor
Well… I just heard a “Splat”
And then a cry for more
Well… They go for it once
Go for it twice
They go for it again
This is gonna last all night
They’re gonna rock this bed
Until they rip his cot apart
He’s gonna rock this bed
Threesome, I'm left out
He’s gonna rock this bed
Dressed up like Boy Scout
Damn… Rock, rock, rock, f*ck, rock!
It’s gonna rock and it hops
It’s gonna rock and it flops
He’s gonna rock this bed
Wish he was devout
He’s gonna rock this bed
Rock till he’s worn out
He’s gonna rock this bed…
Damn, What smells like trout?
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full of energy....great last line...lol
That was awesome! 5s
Haven't you ever heard of sloppy seconds? ... 555, and I'm with alvin on the great wrap-up (so to speak).
"Oy Vey, Oy Vey" Yeah, pretty much my sentiment through the whole song. I don't know what smells like Trout, but you better clean it up. . .I have to say I didn't see this one coming at all Matthias. . .I finally have my phone on and near if you still need to get hold of me.
cool!
One correction, I would like to make reviewing this, "Dressed up like Boy Scout" should be "Dressed as a Boy Scout".
Great
So this is what exorbitant college tuition is paying for ? I got a few chuckles from this one.
One piece of advice...don't use the last line if you are trying to pick-up a girl...:-)
One piece of advice...don't use the last line if you are trying to pick-up a girl...:-)
(ABC4-R)...well, the topic isn't exactly my thing, but you had some great lines in here, Matthias.
(abc) wow, lucky break with that "trout" rhyme matty! - I love it when that happens! That "splat" line reminds me of Fight Club, where Ed opens the door on Brad Pitt and Helena B-C and he's inexplicably wearing yellow rubber gloves - great use of the OS too - 555
(ABC-R) Buy 'em books pay their tuition and send them to school - what do they do? Eat the books. I like Matt.
"Get a room!" - but not *my* room! Arwenesque in a way. Loved "Cause I swear his cot’s dripping": lay off of the oysters, pal! 555.
Very Whatfreak Borderline there buddy ;) Well I posted my opinion earlier. Not bad.
ABC- Oooh I always love a dirty parody. And the ending was a little fishy. Very well done, Matty.
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