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Song Parodies -> "Crapping On Your Carcass"
Original Song Title:
"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
Original Performer:
Sting & The Police
Parody Song Title:
"Crapping On Your Carcass"
Parody Written by:
Phіl Αlеxаndеr
The Lyrics
If you have a mind, open and put it to use, and you'll understand this. Otherwise, you'll be a part of the carcass referenced herein.
We consider you the forerunner force
Riding up on civil rights' highest horse.
Hypocrites; the stench of you still lingers:
Fought for you, but you flipped us both fingers.
Only fools come to you seeking knowledge
In the spawning grounds that you call college.
Though you push the legacy you stole,
Without us, your cadre won't be whole.
We'll be crapping on your carcass.
We'll be crapping on your carcass.
Inclusiveness is not yours to claim;
You other and exclude just the same.
Such a drag to see your exhibitions
Done as you were: with no inhibitions.
We'll be crapping on your carcass.
We'll be crapping on your carcass.
Stigmas and harsh punishments behind us;
Prisons and nut hatches cannot find us.
Younger waves arise to replace you;
Minors and attracted have their rights too.
They'll be crapping on your carcass.
They'll be crapping on your carcass.
They'll be crapping on your carcass...
Riding up on civil rights' highest horse.
Hypocrites; the stench of you still lingers:
Fought for you, but you flipped us both fingers.
Only fools come to you seeking knowledge
In the spawning grounds that you call college.
Though you push the legacy you stole,
Without us, your cadre won't be whole.
We'll be crapping on your carcass.
We'll be crapping on your carcass.
Inclusiveness is not yours to claim;
You other and exclude just the same.
Such a drag to see your exhibitions
Done as you were: with no inhibitions.
We'll be crapping on your carcass.
We'll be crapping on your carcass.
Stigmas and harsh punishments behind us;
Prisons and nut hatches cannot find us.
Younger waves arise to replace you;
Minors and attracted have their rights too.
They'll be crapping on your carcass.
They'll be crapping on your carcass.
They'll be crapping on your carcass...
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"Minors and attracted" eh? Looks like we DEFINITELY need to check your hard drive.
Someone imitating me: check the name, it's not the same text. Chris - you've been very quick to cast aspersions implying paedophilia on comments/parodies pretending to be me.. I'm starting to suspect you're the one writing them, just so that you can make accusations. What's your real name?
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