-> "Vampire Love"
Original Song Title:
"higher love"
Parody Song Title:
"Vampire Love"
The Lyrics
Don't you doubt it, there must be vampire love
That changes your heart into a demonic dove
Without it, death is wasted time
Look inside your coffin, I'll look inside mine
Things go batty everywhere
When vampiracists torch and exorcise her lair
In sunlight she's blind, she can't observe
She can't save the skin that's burning off of her
Bring me vampire love
It's that love I keep bleeding from
My heart is pounding, and she's still hanging on
With her fangs in my neck, I know I'm never alone
She's got a hunger, and it's real to me
She's not using me for my money
Things get so preachy everywhere
In this underworld, tell me, where's my lair?
When Helsing's Minions bait a trap
And your blood sausage is nailed to the rack
Bring me vampire love
I'll froth on about vampire love
It brings unending life
It brings unending night
It brings sweet necks to bite
With lots of vampire chicks flying by your side
It brings an end to pain
It brings an end to strain
With no more bills to pay
Just sleeping, bloodstained days
I think it's worth it
To put up with Helsing's shit
You can't beat the benefits of vampire love
Come on, night children
Sing my song
Let's rip some throats to cheer this night along
I could get my bite on with my soul vampired
I could blow the sun out with my damned desires
Let her cape wrap around me
Let me feel how hard she makes me
Bring me vampire love
No other love am I weakening from
Bring me vampire love
It's that love I keep drinking from
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