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Song Parodies -> "Stop Drag Shows In Your Town"

Original Song Title:

"Stop Draggin' My Heart Around"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Nicks

Parody Song Title:

"Stop Drag Shows In Your Town"

Parody Written by:

eel deal

The Lyrics

Drags come knockin’ on Ron’s front door
Same old costumes they used before
Caked in make-up from head to shoes
Scared him so much that it made him poo

He says they always cause trouble in town
Sees them as some demon clowns
Says “stop drag shows
stop drag shows,
Stop drag shows in your town.”

It's hard know what a young Ron wanted
It's hard to know how much empathy he lost
With the woke he now wants to get even
Against the woke he wants to win it all

He wants them to just say goodbye
Wants boys to be boys and girls to be girls
Ron could never look trannies in the eye
He buckles with the weight of their perversion
Says “stop drag shows
stop drag shows,
Stop drag shows in your town.”

He sees freaks running loose in the world
Who got nothing better to do
Make a convert of some young school kid
They need protection at their schools

He really wants them to say goodbye
Wants boys to be boys and girls to be girls

Ron could never look trannies in the eye
He buckles with the weight of their perversion
Says “stop drag shows
stop drag shows,
Stop drag shows in your town.”

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Bob from Dayton - June 06, 2023 - Report this comment
Ask not why children shouldn't see drag queens; ask why drag queens crave an audience of children.
Sound familiar? - June 07, 2023 - Report this comment
Half-naked people near children — where has that been done before? Oh, right — in 1951, when 300 Boy Scouts were near “Roxanne” on “Beat the Clock”. The “drag queen children’s shows” are NOTHING new — it has its roots in that 1951 television broadcast, just like every other aspect of American culture. You have nobody else to blame but CBS for doing the precursor to modern drag shows in 1951. Here’s a thought — since you obviously don’t care about this rare television broadcast, then you will NEVER understand the significance of that 1951 broadcast. The topic may have been overdone on this site but it needs to be discussed in a scholarly fashion.
eel deal - June 08, 2023 - Report this comment
where's the solid proof that drags crave an audience of kids? seeing nothing but 1's for this parody is absurd. this is a quality parody, even though i'm saying so myself.
CML - June 09, 2023 - Report this comment
In fact I do understand the significance of this Boy Scout episode. I see one mention of it on the internet, and it appears to be the work of the same troll who floods our website with "parodies" about it. And even so, this little site only has a few hundred hits. Which means this show has ZERO significance ..... As for the comparison with Roxanne standing around in a skimpy outfit and drag shows for 1st grade children .. Unless Foxy Roxie was grinding her ass in every boy scout's face while carrying on like a lunatic, there IS no comparison.
AmIRight Monitor Lizard - June 15, 2023 - Report this comment
...you DO realize that the more you write about this broadcast, the more comments there are going to be about it? Do you want this show to be left in obscurity, or do you want it to continue being an inside joke on this site with 59 gazillion comments? You might want to start thinking about that.
Robert Nagel, M.D. - June 18, 2023 - Report this comment
It’s really sad how everyone on this site has already stopped caring about this broadcast already. There are 325 comments about it now, but the comments have almost completely stopped. This was the most disappointing week for comments about it in weeks; there were only about five. That’s not good news if the only purpose for keeping AmIRight going is to continue to spread the message about this show. I believe that this broadcast can be rehashed on this site well into next year, but at the moment we have only had TWO parodies about it this week. At this rate the parodies will be completely gone within several weeks. This site has very little traffic as it is — this is 99% of the reason why it even has visitors anyway...it cannot afford this. And to think that this Renaissance of “The Greatest Broadcast Ever” was the single most revolutionary event to occur in the entire history of AmIRight!! You cannot say that the subject matter has run its course — Captain Copy/Paste has proven to us all that he is willing to write these parodies for at least the next two decades. How many comments will we reach at the end of this year? We will only be able to find out if we keep the interest going. And at the moment that seems to be completely gone. AmIRight cannot afford this.
eel deal - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
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