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Song Parodies -> "COVID-19"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Nineteen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"COVID-19"

Parody Written by:

mouselover

The Lyrics

Another COVID-19-themed parody.
Way back when, in 2020
A pandemic it hit us all
This thing's from China
It's a new virus
That means it's novel
It could kill us all

[Chorus]
COVID-19
No, we can't get infected (we can’t get infected)
No, we can't get sick no
Please wash you own hands when you touch something

[Verse 2]
COVID-19
That's a real sickness
You don't want to get it if you're old
In hard times united
Virus survivors
This thing is crazy
But now it's getting old

[Chorus]
COVID-19
No, we got to take precautions (we can’t get infected)
No, we can't get sick no
Please wash you own hands when you touch something

[Instrumental break 1:50-2:40]
Yeah!
Can't get sick
Mmm mmm mmm
Don't get infected, now

[Bridge]
The pandemic
Don't want to do it again
Make this virus go away now
(Say it again)
The pandemic
Don't want to do it again
Make this virus go away now
The pandemic
Don't want to do it again
Make this virus go away now

[Chorus]
No, we can't get infected
No, we can't get sick no
Please wash you own hands when you touch something

[Post-Chorus]
No, we can't get infected
No, we can't get sick no

[Outro]
Can't get sick
Umm-umm-umm
Don't get infected, now
(The pandemic)
(Don't want to do it again)
(Make this virus go away now)
Say it again
(The pandemic)
(Don't want to do it again)
(Make this virus go away now)
(The pandemic)
(Don't want to do it again)
(Make this virus go away now)
(No, we can't get infected)
(No, we can't get sick no)

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Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 10

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BB - April 22, 2020 - Report this comment
Yeah!!! Take Steely Dan down a peg!!! Great parody...perfect meter and timing!!!

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