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Song Parodies -> "Hey Ninety"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Nineteen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steely Dan

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Ninety"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

I was just doing the inverse of what the original is about; an old guy looking at 19 year old girls. I sincerely apologize in advance. (I tried to keep it on the fringe, It could've been alot worse)
Way back when in '37
She was the 1st prize Beauty Queen
Sweet brain disorders so old and willing
Fresh out the retirement home
“Where the hell am I?”
Hey ninety
(no we can't dance together) We can't dance together
(no we can't talk at all)
Please grab the quad can before you fall on down
Hey scumbag,
That's someone’s Grammy!
She don't remember the things I do
In hard times I have to change her diapers
She thinks I'm crazy but I just like them old
Hey ninety
(no we got nothing in common) We can't dance together
(no we can't talk at all)
Please grab the quad cane before you fall on down
Nice
Sure looks good
Umm-umm-umm
Sag a little lower now
(when silver is gold)
(a fine young gentleman)
(make tonight a wonderful thing)
Say it again
(when silver is gold)
(a fine young gentleman)
(make tonight a wonderful thing)
(when silver is gold)
(a fine young gentleman)
(make tonight a wonderful thing)
(no we can't dance together)
(no we can't talk at all)

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Joseph Little - August 01, 2019 - Report this comment
no she can't walk at all... I totally missed it, that wouldv'e been perfect

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