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Song Parodies -> "More (Russian) tanks exploding"

Original Song Title:

"What You're Proposing"

Original Performer:

Status Quo

Parody Song Title:

"More (Russian) tanks exploding"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

Every Russian tank blown up in Ukraine is one more that fascist Putin can never use against Sweden or Finland, we really love to see drone videos of them burning, it's currently the best daily show online. Slava Ukraini! Heroiam slava!

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It looks so nice - them tanks exploding
Hit once or twice - they're not reloading
And from a drone view you can see how they are reeling
While they're exploding - and set alight
Ukraine is fighting - them left and right
Blown out of being
And Putin cannot quite believe what he is seeing
His tanks exploding - in every fight
Down from a shoo-in - to hide off-site
The war he's losing
His army's really, really, really unimposing
Just decomposing

Oh, there is more - backlash approaching
Flagship "Moskva" - no longer floating
Race to the bottom seems to be the combat ceiling
He threats with nuking - he's got the bomb
His mad careening - won't last for long
Russian' machining
They know just stealing, looting, gettin drunk and scheming
Besides smoke and choking

The turrets fly - when tanks exploding
Grunts pay the price - for Putin's gloating
And from a drone view you can see there be no healing
Tanks are exploding - most every night
Tractors are towing - the scrap in light
Farmers aren't sleeping
Until the day the Russians finally are leaving
Their war imploding
Quite arbitrarily, defeated, disbelieving
It's all exploding
And Putin can't believe the stats that he's recieving
More tanks exploding
Morals eroding
It's all foreboading
More tanks exploding

© Peter Andersson.

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