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Song Parodies -> "Bat Shit Crazy Now"

Original Song Title:

"In The Army Now"

Original Performer:

Status Quo

Parody Song Title:

"Bat Shit Crazy Now"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

There are thousands upon thousands of wet markets in Asia, yet the Chinese wants everyone else to believe that the Covid-19 virus naturally and spontaneously emerged from the very one they just happen to have close to their world leading coronavirus research biolab in Wuhan. What are the odds of that?

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
Life truncation spreading hand-to-hand
And hot air from the Chinese lands
They call it Covid now
Uh-oh-oh, they call it Covid now

There's daily earfuls down from doctor spin
Do not go out at day, please stay within
Stay in a quarantine
Uh-oh-oh, because of Covid now

You are constricted to your neighborhood
Millions are out of their livelihood
Because of Covid now
Uh-oh-oh, because of Covid now

Local highways have no traffic jams
We're low on TP but we still get spam
'Bout cures for Covid, now
Uh-oh-oh, 'bout cures for Covid now

Halitosis used to mean just bad breath

Missiles flying out of peeps breath
If the strain is alive, might kill you dead
It's bat shit crazy now
Uh-oh-oh, it's bat shit crazy now

Quarantine ain't no fairyland
Your children screams "Wash your damn hands!"
All things are upside down
Uh-oh-oh, because of Covid now

It's from a Chinese fudging virus lab
They blame it on wet markets, but that's polspeak gab
Those odds are crazy now
Uh-oh-oh, those odds are crazy now

Those odds are crazy now
Uh-oh-oh, those odds are crazy now

Press was busy with the fake impeach
And now their best tip's "Take a shot of bleach"
They're worse than viruses
Uh-oh-oh, they're like an enemy, of the people now

They're worse than viruses
Uh-oh-oh, they're bat shit crazy now

Uh-oh-oh, they're like an enemy, of the people now
Uh-oh-oh, they're like an enemy, of the people now
Uh-oh-oh, they're like an enemy, of the people now

© Peter Andersson.

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