-> "College Passage"
Original Song Title:
"Northwest Passage"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"College Passage"
Parody Written by:
Drixoman
The Lyrics
Ah, for just one time I would take the College Passage
To find the hand of myself reaching for the passing grade;
Tracing one clear line through a world so wild and savage
And make a working passage to the C.
Forward from relativity 'tis there 'twas said to lie
The reason to the universe for which so many tried;
Seeking gold and glory, leaving weathered, classic views
And a long-forgotten lonely sheet of note.
Ah, for just one time I would take the College Passage
To find the hand of myself reaching for the passing grade;
Tracing one clear line through a world so wild and savage
And make a working passage to the C.
Ninety years thereafter, I take passage lecture-wise
In the footsteps of brave scholars, where their "sea of thesis" remained;
Watching theories rise before me, then behind me sink again;
This tardiest academic, studying hard across the page.
Ah, for just one time I would take the College Passage
To find the hand of myself reaching for the passing grade;
Tracing one clear line through a world so wild and savage
And make a working passage to the C.
And through the night, beneath the coat, the timer ticking by;
I think upon Arrhenius, Linus Pauling and the rest,
Who cracked the matter ramparts, and did show a path for me
To race the roaring grade point to the C.
Ah, for just one time I would take the College Passage
To find the hand of myself reaching for the passing grade;
Tracing one clear line through a world so wild and savage
And make a working passage to the C.
How then am I so different from the first men through this way?
Like them, I left a normal life, I threw it all away.
To seek a College Passage at the call of many life
To find there but the road back home again.
Ah, for just one time I would take the College Passage
To find the hand of myself reaching for the passing grade;
Tracing one clear line through a world so wild and savage
And make a working passage to the C.
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