-> "One Step, I'm Dead"
Original Song Title:
"One Step Ahead"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"One Step, I'm Dead"
The Lyrics
One step ahead - ka-boom!
Lay explosions, field is choked with mines
Must not misplace, now - my boot
For I’m hoping, no altitude
If blowed up, I could lose my head
That is not of my choosing
Safer way has no clues
Could blow, this ground - uncanny strew
Just one meticulous way I have to choose
One step I’m dead, it’s true
Stayin’ calm’s fine - but don’t help me move
They said “Oi! Try and use your blade
Stick it in the ground - but be careful, hey?”
If it drops I could lose my head
Butt and legs and my gonads
I’ll be maj’ly contused
I haven’t got a single clue
I can only say
Next step I dread - boo-hoo...
Stop, best defence - sometimes
But I know where that’s going
Try to sweep - Bang Bang BOOM
I'm going down, let’s face it dude
It's hard to say I think that I’ll be dead
Real soon
One step I’m dead, I’ll rue
Blood that’s running out
Viscera does ooze
One step I’m dead - adieu
If a hole’s exposed
I will be diffused
One step I’m dead
Truly, one step I’m dead
Really - one step, I’m dead - ‘ka-boom’...
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