-> "Cold"
Original Song Title:
"Gold"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cold"
Parody Written by:
Tom Beasley
The Lyrics
The snow has fallen here,
All of the transport systems have died.
None of the planes are able to fly.
These are the awful days,
Kids all around, they’re off school.
Even adults are acting like fools.
Oh but it’s what we do, it’s what we do.
There’s nothing left to keep us indoors.
Nobody is made to feel bored.
Cold.
Country can’t handle the snow.
You’ve got no power to go.
It’s unavoidable.
Always believe it, that you are,
Cold.
This blizzard is bound to return.
Cold snaps are bad, we have learned.
It’s just so terrible. Always believe that.
After the snow has gone,
I hope it doesn’t turn into slush.
Remember when you could walk fine,
Was only two days ago.
When you could walk at your own pace.
Now you can't walk at all or race.
Because the snow is here, yes the snow is here.
Blocks us like a high prison wall.
We can build snowmen that are so tall.
Cold.
Country can’t handle the snow.
You’ve got no power to go.
It’s unavoidable.
Always believe it, that you are,
Cold.
This blizzard is bound to return.
Cold snaps are bad, we have learned.
It’s just so terrible. Always believe that.
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