-> "Glue"
Original Song Title:
"True"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Glue"
The Lyrics
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
It's glue
Funny how it seems
It comes from horses, but which part?
Is it the heels? Or from the toes?
It can come in white or gold
It can come in white or gold.. (but never brown)
I bought some glue for school
One bottle and a few sticks of it
I didn't even really care which brand
When I need glue for everything.
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
I know this horse is glue
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Know I use too much GLUE.
Ill use it for papers, wont put it on my tongue
But instead of chapstick,I use my gluestick
Sniffing all the Elmer's all night long
Isnt as true as it sounds (True as it sounds)
Squeezing it with both my hands
I use too much at school
Why do I find it hard to write the next line
Cause glue's al over my fingers
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
I sniff way too much glue
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Im smearin',squeezing,GLUE
*break*
Im superglued to my girls
But in a whole different sense
I find it too hard to use a little a time
Oh no, the glue's at the end
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
I used up all my glue
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
I used too much of glue
Im using too much........
More than my last lunch.......
Glue.
I know this stuff is......
This sticky stuff is.......
Glue.
This gross white stuff is......
In stick form this is.......
Glue.
I used up all my......
Gotta get some more......
Glue.
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