-> "Hargreaves"
Original Song Title:
"Lifeline"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hargreaves"
Parody Written by:
Andrew Thomson
The Lyrics
Changing their favourites Brazil there for sure
The Germans the Argies and Holland makes four
The England should be there but Eriksson's too poor
Take off that Canadian now
We need to beat Italy and France
And then stop Ronaldinho's merry dance
But I know England haven't got a chance
If they're picking
Owen Hargreaves he's useless
Owen Hargreaves he's rubbish
Owen Hargreaves ain't English
Take off that Canadian now
Exchanging his players the fun has begun
He's taking off Lampard the score is 0-1
Sanchez looks too the sky he knows the game is won
Put on that Canadian now
All it needs is Owen's one touch
But with Lampard off they won't create much
He never really knows just what he's losing when he's using
Owen Hargreaves he's useless
Owen Hargreaves he's rubbish
Owen Hargreaves ain't English
Take off that Canadian now
We need to beat Italy and France
And then stop Ronaldinho's merry dance
We always really know just what he's losing when he's using
Owen Hargreaves he's useless
Owen Hargreaves he's rubbish
Owen Hargreaves ain't English
Oh no so put on Parker
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