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Song Parodies -> "Hey Guy Dirito"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Joni"

Original Performer:

Sonic Youth

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Guy Dirito"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Guy Dirito, do i see me in you
these parodies are speechless
they make me sing, they make me choke
I hope i'll do alright
where we'll be, we need to stop singing silly tunes
we wish they're dead, we wish they're died
died of bloody death

The eyes are fools
we feel fuckin' alright
the cup is shit as fuck
we go astray

All the beasts inside me
are changing in their old jeans
we wish they're died of death
behind you, me, and Red Ant

Believe me i'm strong
there is nothing wrong
i am typical, you are too
i make you choke and die
we are the champions, like Ayrton Senna
wish we crashed our cars
you hope you're dead, wish i was too
we wish you are to me

Amiright is cruel
and so is What Freaks
you are so many people
i hope you all dance to 'Maybe I'm Amazed'
or 'Jet'

I'm reminded of everything that is gross
and into the deep freeze
we're wish they're dead, you are the freak
you're the freak inside of me

Guy Dirito
don't you self harm, i don't anymore
wish you were strong, wish i was thick
the animal inside of me
is a chinchilla
straight out of Bradford
wishing Tasmin Archer free
you are a sleeping satellite
looks fucking legendary to my pussy

You are the songs
we parody
it needs to rhyme
holding yourself own too

Wishing we were Chris Moyles
but he's from Temple Newsam
i wish Radio 1 got him back
and got rid of that ass Grimmy

I rather go to BBC 6 Music
and play ass to mouth with Nemone
oh, oh, sorry, not her
how about Mary Anne Hobbs

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