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Song Parodies -> "Teenage Olympics"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Riot"

Original Performer:

Sonic Youth

Parody Song Title:

"Teenage Olympics"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Olympics 2012
fuck it all, fuck it all
Olympics 2012
where is it's cocaine mallet
hope it doesn't at all
have a cocaine habit, just tell me where it is
sweet desire, sweet desire, sweet desire
don't piss on me
sweet desire, sweet desire, sweet desire
don't piss on me
you have the only Olympics the world has to Hitler in some way
and before we're go, you've been taken off BBC Sport for using language like that
Bollocks to Jake Humphrys

so who's to blame for London 2012
be bald, be bald, please cos it's the only one i know
the extra line is to Walthamstow, Witham or Singapore
hanging enough rope to get around Olympics, you bitch
we're are going downhill
like Boris Johnson upping himself
we're not from Ghana to Basingstoke
we're choking cos we're from Leigh-On-Sea

it's time to grow up
it's time to act like a pile of shit
it's time to go down
before you all have to give it up to them

before you go to the 2012 Olympics
just hold your breath, shut up till BBC comes along
and if you went to the 1992 Olympics
we're blared it all up to the sounds of silence like
Tony Blackburn

it's time to piss off
it's time to get off the Olympics now
it's time to go up
it's time to get up before we go outside

we're too old for that now
we're too old for that now because we're 23

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