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Song Parodies -> "Home Alone"

Original Song Title:

"18 And Life"

Original Performer:

Skid Row

Parody Song Title:

"Home Alone"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is a song about the movie with Macaulay Culkin.
(While instrumental music begins, Kevin says "I made my family disappear")

Kevin was a young boy, he wished to live alone
One night, he shouted "I'm livin' alone!"
He fought with Buzz in the kitchen, and let his family down
The mom dragged Kevin right upstairs and made him frown
Kevin's family was so hurt at home
Kevin laid down on his bed and wished to be home alone
Next day, he said,

"8 years old, I really get it!
8 years old, I know!
My family's full of shit!
8 years old and I'm home alone!"

On the night of Christmas Eve, Kevin saw Marv and Harry
Come to the back door, Kevin said, "They'll never kill me"
Marv shouted, "It's Santa Claus and his little elf!"
Kevin stuck his BB gun out to defend himself
Bang! Bang! on Harry, then he got really pissed
Kevin shot Marv in the head and ran off and shouted "Yes!"
Then, he said,

"8 years old, I really get it!
8 years old, I know!
Those bad guys are bullshit!
8 years old and I'm home alone!"

Kevin saw his mother come home on Christmas Day
He hugged her and said, "I'm sorry I made you all go away"

"8 years old, I really get it!
8 years old, I know!
And there's no more bullshit!
8 years old and I'm not alone!"

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Scotty Dangerously - November 20, 2012 - Report this comment
I see that you're "Trigger Happy" to see that I wrote a parody you did not get to write back then, Weird Al (if that is really you). You say "I'll Sue Ya" but I say "Keep the change you filthy animal"

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