I am just a dumb guy
though my storys often told
i cheated down in florida
and got into the office full of promises

they were all jests
cause a man does what he wants do
and this regards the rest
mmmmmmmm

When help become the prez
i suddenly realized
that c student just like me
could well succeed politically

Waitin for clintons reign to end
so could jump right in but gore was there
lookin for a good chance only he would know

Lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies etc

asking my bro jeb for some help
i come lookin the job
and i get supporters
but enough so im glad about those complicated ballots

I do declare
there were times i was so hopeful i took some comfort there
lies lies lies
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LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES etc

well i won by a small smidgeon
and a brother governer
and wishing i was gone going home
cause the white house sure is calling mee
calling meeeeee

In the clearing stands iraq
with nu-q-lar weapons
and without any proof
I will invade with old england
and we'll fight him till I cry out
In my anger and my shame
I couldnt find no weapons but my soldiers still remain
hmmmmmmmmmmm

iwill lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie etc