-> "2009 Food City 500 Recap Song"
Original Song Title:
"Telefone (Long Distance Love Affair)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"2009 Food City 500 Recap Song"
The Lyrics
NASCAR's Back On The Short Short Track
Mark Martin will start on the Pole
Kurt Busch will win back to back at bristol
On Lap 33, John Andretti spins
with Dave Blaney on Turn 4
Which led to the first caution of the day
CHORUS:
Bristol T-N Short Track affair, 500 laps on a half-mile paved track
When Will Jimmie Johnson won?, The Race Isn't Over Yet
I gotta get a message to you, I wanna tell you who will win the race
What did Kenseth slaps the wall off of Turn 4
It Did Happened on the Fiftieth Lap
Ten Laps later the onion caught up in the wall
On Lap 70 Rowdy Kyle passes Jimmie for the lead
52 laps later Montoya and McMurray just got banged
A Lap After, McMurray spins off of turn 1
CHORUS:
Bristol T-N Short Track affair, 500 laps on a half-mile paved track
When Will Rowdy Kyle won?, The Race Isn't Over Yet
I gotta get a message to you, I wanna tell you who will win the race
When will Jamie, Denny and Kyle go to pit road?
It Did Happened on Lap Three Nine-Teen
60 Laps Left, Harvick hits the wall with a tire down
Then 8 Laps To Go, Slicebread blows an engine
Then on lap 500, Busch pulls off Hamlin for the win
Bristol T-N Short Track affair, 500 laps on a half-mile paved track
When Will Rowdy Kyle won?, He just won at Bristol
Bristol T-N Short Track affair, Kyle Busch won the Food City 500
Second to Denny Hamlin, Third to Jeff Gordon
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