SUV's all packed and ready
For this one here vacation
We're gonna go on a long trip
Few hundred miles away
We just stopped at the gas station
De dog laying on de floor
And all of these trees surround us
We locked all of the car doors

In da backseat
In da backseat
Listening to music
And watching movies
On DVDs
While Im driving all of the day
The kids make noises all of the way
We have lots of fun
On this here road trip
In da backseat

Soon here it will smell crappy
When they've eaten Doritos
The kids are all freakin happy
They just brought bags of Fritos
The smell now wont be too sucky
We're gonna stop for lunch late
Again when the kids get hungry
Burgers and fries on the plates

In da backseat
In da backseat
Everybody screamin
Both of ours ears off
So shut up please
This is their loudest in my book
In da backseat ,noise off the hook
You better shut up
Shut the hell up please
'Fore I spank thee!
In da backseat
If it existed
I say you all need
Rit'lin vaccines
Theyre about to make me go grey
Even when the radio plays
Gotta release it?
DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!
In da backseat

You rude? Get the boot
You fart? You not sharp
Chip crumbs on your face
They Lays Barbecue
Your ass it is grass
Dog has belly rubs
Those dudes better nuke their moles
(Yeah)
All day they complain
We sing crappy songs
They're all rockin out
The cell phones will ring
They smelt it and dealt it
We're about to stop for gas
Oh but that smell sure BLOWS!
In da backseat
In da backseat
When the doggy
Needs to go pee
Take him for a walk
Are we there yet? They say "Dad!"
Ask again, and Ill kick your ass
NO! Traffic jam here!
Fingers in my ears
From da backseat
They little bugs here
Crumbs on a rug here
We are almost there
'Fore I pull out my hair
My sons and daughters
Aitn in hot water
Ya we are now here
Lets get the schmucks out
Of da backseat!