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Song Parodies -> "Boo, You Suck Logan! (Boone Logan's Disco Dance)"

Original Song Title:

"Ooh, La La, Sasson"

Original Performer:

Sasson Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Boo, You Suck Logan! (Boone Logan's Disco Dance)"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

It has to be done and don't let his ERA fool you, what he is to the Yankees is what Plunk was to the Indians in the 1990s.
Boo, you suck, Logan!
Boo, you suck, Logan!

Boo, I know this is May
Boo, just please go away

Can't take it anymore
This is getting lame

Logan!

Go, away, Logan!
Go, away, Logan!
As bad as Logan is, he still would have been an improvement over anyone not named Mariano Rivera in 2003. This includes Juan Avocado, Chris Hemlock, Antonio Fatsuna (post-DL), George Costanza (get it?), El Horridia (though it was in 2004 where he earns that nickname), way too White (really fell apart in 2004 after a good start), can no longer go full nelson (his first stint) and can do half (second stint), and a guy who might have met Cy Young one time...
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Max Power - May 27, 2013 - Report this comment
A second after I submitted this, I realize it's Jason Alexander, not Anderson. Still, he does pitch like Constanza.

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