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Song Parodies -> "Kiss the Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss the Girl"

Original Performer:

Samuel E. Wright and Cast

Parody Song Title:

"Kiss the Guy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is the gay remix of 'Kiss the Girl' from Disney's version of 'The Little Mermaid'. I'm just trying to give everyone equal opportunity by search/replacing gender-specific pronouns.
Percussion, strings, winds, words
There you see him
Sitting there across the way
He don't got a lot to say
But there's something about him
And you don't know why, but you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the guy
Yes, you want him
Look at him, you know you do
Possible he want you too
There is one way to ask him
It don't take a word, not a single word
Go on and kiss the guy
Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, my oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the guy
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, ain't it sad
Ain't it a shame, too bad
He gonna miss the guy
Now's your moment
Floating in the blue lagoon
Boy, you better do it soon
No time will be better
He don't say a word
And he won't say a word
Until you kiss the guy
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the guy
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, don't stop now
Don't try to hide it, how
You wanna kiss the guy
Woh, woh
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, float along
And listen to the song
The song say, kiss the guy
Woh, woh
Sha-la-la-la-la-la, music play
Do what the music say
You wanna kiss the guy
You got to
Kiss the guy
Why don't you
Kiss the guy
Go on
You gotta
Kiss the guy
Go on and
Kiss the guy

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Old Man Ribber - February 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Very enjoyable. In the spirit of The Little Mermaid, maybe the protagonist will end up "Under The He". ;D
Sheogorath - June 24, 2014 - Report this comment
@ Old Man Ribber: I took your suggestion, but didn't get very far, so I kinda rewrote the original story and gave it a different ending. You can find it by googling 'The Little Merman Sheogorath' if you're interested in reading it.

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