-> "Pork The Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Kiss The Girl"
Parody Song Title:
"Pork The Girl"
Here you've got her;
Sitting in your boat right there.
She's not going anywhere,
Except where you might take her...
You're not dumb or blind,
And she sure wouldn't mind
If you would... pork the girl.
[Eric looks around.]
"Someone say something?"
Yes, she wants to;
See how she makes eyes at you!
No question you want her too;
So, dude, why don't you take her?
Actions speak, not words;
Dude, just look at her:
She wants you... Pork the girl!
"Sing with me, now."
Why, oh, why—
She's giving you the eye—
Why don't you... pork the girl?
See there, lad:
She's got it for you bad;
Wants you to... pork the girl!
[Eric gives Ariel an awkward look and blushes.]
"You know, it seems kinda weird not knowing your name.
I mean, before we... Is your name... Roxy?"
[Ariel pantomimes gagging at the suggestion.]
"Ha ha ha! Yeah, right... no! Sounds
dubious. Uh... Maybe... Scarlett?"
[Ariel shakes her head.]
"Too on the nose... Cherry?"
[Ariel shakes her head again.]
"Also too on the nose..."
[Frustrated, Sebastian leans in and grumbles.]
"What are you saying!? Just try Ariel!"
[Eric looks puzzled, but tries the suggestion.]
[Much to his surprise, she nods enthusiastically.]
"Really? That's it?"
[She nods even harder.]
"Never would've thought of that...
Never mind. Well, then... Ariel."
Now you know her...
(Ya... Ya... Ya...)
Sixteen's old enough for you.*
(Ya... Ya... Ya...)
Boy, is something wrong with you?
You two won't get younger!
(Ya... Ya... Ya... Ya... Ya... Ya...)
Can't think what to say?
Nothing you need to say!
You need to... pork the girl!
[Ariel's aquatic and avian friends
gather around to bring the frenzied
chorus to a rousing (ha!) climax.]
She's right there,
Spreading out to prepare
For you to... pork the girl! (Go, go!)
Don't hold back!
She wants you in the sack!
You gotta... pork the girl! (Go, go!)
[Scuttle joins the chorus, singing badly,
but the other birds silence him.]
Take it down:
Skin boat to Tuna Town;
(Ya ya ya wah wah—*Mmmph!*)
And that means... "Pork the girl!" (Go, go!)
The music rise,
As you growing in size;
Get it on... Pork the girl!
(Yeah, do it, darlin'!)("Pork her!")
You got to... pork the girl!
(Do it, dude!) Pork the girl!
(Go on and...) Pork the girl!
"Go on and...!" Pork the girl!
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