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Song Parodies -> "I Banged Your Mom"

Original Song Title:

"Under The Sea"

Original Performer:

Samuel E. Wright

Parody Song Title:

"I Banged Your Mom"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

Unless you were artificially conceived, there is... or was... someone in the world who could quite honestly and sincerely say this to you.
I've seen your mom down between there,
And she's seen my one-eyed snake.
You don't believe it's been up there,
Your disbelief's a mistake.
You know how babes are made, don't you?
Ain't brought in here by the stork.
So pay attention, boy, won't you?
Babes come from the sword of pork!

I banged your mom!
I banged your mom!
My baby batter
In her went spatter
Up in your mom!
Try to deny it as you may,
You know the truth in what I say:
I bought her dinner;
She let me in her!
I banged your mom!

My thing down here made her happy
As into the hay we rolled.
Her thing also made me happy
As on my thing her thing pulled.
Yes, it was your mom who jumped me,
But she got good as she gave:
As she rode me hard and pumped me,
I flooded her honey cave!

I banged your mom!
I banged your mom!
No one's arm twisted;
Your mom insisted
On me to glom.
When she gave me that special look,
Our clothes came off; that's all it took.
In her I shoved it;
She really loved it!
I banged your mom! (I banged your mom!)
I banged your mom! (I banged your mom!)
She screamed out my name
While we did what came
Naturally. (Naturally... E- E-)
Even when we'd done it twice, then
She got the urge to go again!
Even when mated,
She's never sated;
I banged your mom!

My shoot shot her chute,
My part filled her tart,
My baste sprayed its paste,
Her heart took my dart,
Her clasp made me gasp,
Her plumb took my chum,
My cream filled her seam quite full.
(Yeah!)
We played and got laid,
Had flings with our things,
Got down, went to town,
And sprung all our springs
We pushed forth and back,
We danced in the sack,
Went in for the long haul!

Yeah!
I banged your mom! (I banged your mom!)
I banged your mom! (I banged your mom!)
She was so lithe on
My throbbing python;
Ecstatic were we! (So ecstatic, we!)
Search your feelings; you know it's true!
Son, how else do you think we made you?
I filled her clam, yeah,
With baby jam, yeah;
I banged your mom!
She gave my slug, here
Quite a hard tug, here;
I banged your mom!
She's a love scholar:
She made me holler!
I parked my sausage
Car in her garage!
You can't say "not true!"
That's how we got you!
I banged your mom!
Husbands and former lovers of the world's mothers, sing along!

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Peter Andersson - July 31, 2020 - Report this comment
She was so lithe on
My throbbing python

Gee Dad! Thanks for THE TALK!
Peter Andersson - July 31, 2020 - Report this comment
That was meant as a positive BTW. Also, this parody gave me an idea of my own.
Darth Vader - July 31, 2020 - Report this comment
No, I banged your mom! And I didn't have to use the Force, Luke; she was totally willing!

Search your feelings... you KNOW it to be true!
Peter Andersson - August 01, 2020 - Report this comment
Now there is a third idea! Luke's Lament - He banged my mom, why did I come, while back on Tatooine, she was my heroine, but Vader's saber, brought her to labor, he banged my mom (just ad-libbing a little here).

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