De Planet is getting warmer
But Trump always tinks it's fake
You dream about cooler climates
But den de weddermon say
Let's look at extended forecast
Right here on de wedder map
We're getting anudder heatwave
De weather, it look like crap

Find some A.C.
Find some A.C.
I am not joking
De pavement's smoking
Burning my feet
Out in de street, dey sweat all day
Out at de beach, dey burn away
While we perspire
Temps getting higher
Find some A.C.

Out here de people aren't happy
As off to de beach dey stroll
Heat index, dey say is crappy
Dey need to drink H2O
Humidity is so cruddy
My shirt, it has big sweat stains
My sunburn, it is so painful
De reason dat I complain

Find some A.C.
Find some A.C.
It's getting extreme, here
Starting to scream here
Sweats drenching me
SPF One Hundred Ten - Just sweats off, apply again
Me get so frustrated, and aggravated
Dere is no A.C.

Find some A.C.
Find some A.C.
My skin is frying
I tink I'm dying
Might be 3rd degree
As de sun beam down it's rays
I Wish dis pain would go away
Solercaine lotion
Or some other potion
Find some A.C.

But Ned's face is red
And Fred is half dead
And Beth's out of breath
And Brett's got the sweats
And chase - a sad case
And Fern's gonna burn
And Serge on the verge of heatstroke (yeah)
And then there is Nate
Who needs to hydrate
And then there's Maureen
Who's out of sunscreen
And then there is Scout
who's nearly passed out
I wish this heat would just GO!

Find some A.C.
Find some A.C.
When de sunbeam, is so extreme
It's painful to me!
What do I got? A farmer's tan?
I tink Skin grafts are more de plan!
Let's make our escape here
Give me a break here
Find some A.C.
For goodness sake, here
Starting to bake here
De weather is hotter
Above the water
Trump is a shmuck, dear
Were out of luck, here
Find some A.C.