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Song Parodies -> "Fishing Trip"

Original Song Title:

"Touch Me (I want your body)"

Original Performer:

Samantha Fox

Parody Song Title:

"Fishing Trip"

The Lyrics

NOTE: Despite my parody of 'Finally' I actually have no siblings, by the way, this is based on something that actually happened to me!
Fishing at the boat dock
Using prawns as bait
It was not too early
It was not quite that late

I waited by my line
And then something bit
It was really a snag
And then I threw a hissy fit

My rod and line
My hook and bait
Catching a fish, for that I'll have to wait

(I gotta wait)
Bite it, bite it
Oh fishy, fishy, bite it
I need dinner tonight
(I gotta wait)
I got something now

Quick as a flash it swam away before I reeled
Was it just bad luck
Was I that bad for real
I was once so happy
So proud of myself
Now I've no fish, and I keep catching kelp

My rod and line, yeah
My hook and bait
Prepared my line, cast it and here I wait

(I gotta wait)
Bite it, bite it
Oh, fishy, fishy bite it
I need dinner tonight
(I gotta wait)
I got something now
I got something now
I got something now

Oh, it's something big, I cannot reel it up
Is it just a snag, or is it tonight's sup'
Like a tug-o-war team
I was pulling it hard
This things more heavy than a ton of lard

Heave ho...
Please, help me pull it up

(It's really big)
Help me, help me
It is just too darn heavy
Combine your strength with mine
(It's really big)
Oh no it's one of them octopi

(Please chuck it back)
Eww, eww
It squirt ink on me and you
It's just plain disgusting
(Please chuck it back)
Now let's go home and wash off this grime

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 2

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Agrimorfee - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey whatchername, I don't think you are Stupid or Unfunny. Pretty good for a newbie, you developed a good story onto the song, suspense building to a great punchline. And a song that not everyone has done to death to boot. Welcome, bienvenue, wilkommen. 454, keep 'em coming!
Jon Quill - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I just have one question, are you the same "Un-funny idiot who thinks she is funny" that writes sketches for the Saturday Night You website? I think you're halarious.
Stupid Un-funny idiot who thinks she is funny - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry, I'm not that one who writes them for the Saturday night you website... :(
amy - March 13, 2005 - Report this comment
omg u rily suk. u r a sory as hu cant rite. go 2 hel u 12 yr old bich

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