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Song Parodies -> "Dumb Lawyer"

Original Song Title:

"Tom Sawyer"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Dumb Lawyer"

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The Lyrics

that big coke bottle glassed henchman
"Dumb Lawyer"

A mongrel dog lawyer
Mean, mean snide
He brays, dumb lawyer
Big and wide

Doh! his mind is shot, bored gent
This dumb ass clown is arrogant
Got some nerve, a riot immense
Writhing lout he brays intense
The grifter

Nutty ways, he spouts sh&t, trumpeting
Big squat you snake big lout such piety
wretched cyst, wretched hick
wretched misery, wretched grifts

Dumb squirrel is, Dumb squirrel is,
Dumb and trite, lard creep
Gravy on his fries, lard lied

He brays, dumb lawyer
He's a wry damn fool
A disgrace, a goose egg
Big fat guy eschewed

Doh! His mind is shot, rear end
A petty clod, whore, grubbing man
He brays dumb bull, yes, he's for rent
He knows his stage isn't permanent
Butt flanges

Dumb dude brays, the lout is trumpeting
This nut he brays! how bout dieting?
Wretched witless, wretched twit
Wretched half-wit, watch him spit

Dumb squirrel is, dumb squirrel is
glum and trite, lard creep
Gravy on his fries, he's wide

Exits the foyer
he brays, dumb lawyer
He makes lies for you
And the grinning greed parade
He sits right on the attrition of the day

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