This miniature thespian's
Known world-wide
He's named: Verne Troyer
Stands knee-high

Don't you call him a midget
Or confuse him with Warwick
His stuntwork is quite intense
As a Santa Claus* he's dressed
Small mister!

Earned his fame from that role Mini-Me
With a short frame just like Billy Barty
Watch this clip! Such a hit!
Cast as Griphook** in a script!

He's gnarled in... He'll snarl in...
Such... strange... shite... you'll see
Gnome Alone's a fright... that... Bites!

This crazed Verne Troyer's
In the Love Guru
Baby ape he has played,
Mighty Joe Young's youth

[Mini-Me plays a synthesizer during a musical interlude]

Peter Dinklage is frequent
A movie star's his achievement
In "Game of Thrones" and not "College"
Still Verne's face is public knowledge
So famous!

His sex tape was witnessed publically
Mouths were agape, They watched disgustingly
Fans all grimaced, Flipped their lids
Caught like Paris, God forbid!

Hilarious... In various...
Films... like.... "Bubble Boy"
Beloved though his size... is... slight!

"Imaginarium"***
Displays Verne Troyer
He's a tiny dude
Zany roles he has played
That us film buffs viewed. It's depicted he's insane!